Boring Stories of my boring life and so on

Ok.

So anyway, I have never done this.

In case you're wondering, I do not drink, but often times I think I should. I am a Mommy though, so my title is totally appropriate. Can you even see my title? Who knows, as I mentioned earlier, I have no idea what I am doing.

Thanks to my friend Kelly, I have added this to my 'to do' pile every day. Or whenever? Oh God, do I have to do this every day? Will someone come after me if I forget? I am organized...however..... I do have two small children and one very large child, (who is almost 35 and I did not give birth to), and I do work full time and blah, blah. Ok, ok, I'm on it. I can do this. Oh the power of positive thinking!

OK, I'd like to think that I could end this with something whitty to sound somewhat intelligent or stimulating or something, so here's what I've got. These are the words that I try to live by:

"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always had."

In case you are wondering also, "Shelly Welly Ding Dong" is my childhood nickname given to me by my aunt. She gave us all nicknames. I will hold you in suspense until tomorrow for the others. Wow, how's that for anticipation? I'm good!